Fun-loving or funereal?
According to People, as a child, Angelina Jolie wanted to be an undertaker and she later studied embalming.
This begs three questions:
- Was it the undertaker aspiration that led to Angelina and Billy carrying around each other's blood in cute little vile-pendants?
- Are those impossibly pouty lips filled with formaldehyde or collagen?
- Is it me, or is she totally creepy?
