Monday, April 9, 2007

Fun-loving or funereal?

According to People, as a child, Angelina Jolie wanted to be an undertaker and she later studied embalming.

This begs three questions:

  1. Was it the undertaker aspiration that led to Angelina and Billy carrying around each other's blood in cute little vile-pendants?
  2. Are those impossibly pouty lips filled with formaldehyde or collagen?
  3. Is it me, or is she totally creepy?

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I refuse to say anything bad about Angelina...I'm too scared of being on her bad side - she is evil!

Melissa said...

freakin weird...

Anonymous said...

I thought I was the only person in the world who thought she was odd. Her lips have to be filled. X, Chris

JAV said...

I think she is bat crazy. I'd love to know the real deal about her and her estranged father, John Voight. And there have been lots of rumors of an incestuous affair with brother, James Haven.