Speaking of cougars...

Ladies, here's your chance at royalty. Sarah Middleton and Prince William have broken up.

The split comes just months after a popular British chainstore bet a huge sum on the couple marrying with the release of china memorabilia complete with their faces and names, leaving only the date of the nuptials to be filled in. Suppose they can use a set to eat humble pie...

Meanwhile, what happened to William? He used to be so cute. Now, he's looking a bit, well, bald. He's only 24, but already quite follically challenged (not that there's anything wrong with that. For that matter, let me again mention how terrible my hair looks).

Young and cute:

Not as young, not as cute...

...and kinda bald!