The simple life
If you haven't already heard, Paris is going to jail for 45 days for violating her probation in a reckless driving charge. She will likely get her own cell, but she will not be allowed work release, furloughs, use of an alternative jail or electronic monitoring in lieu of jail. She goes in June 5th.
How's that for reality, Paris?
Do Paris' courtroom sketches look like Lord & Taylor advertising illustrations to anyone else?
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And by the way, what about Tinkerbell? Did anyone spare a thought for the poor dog? Paris's uncle is helping out by looking for a home for 45 days for the unhousebroken pet who likes to stay out late...
I've been trying to think of a clever response to this and have come up with nothing. So true about poor Tinkerbell...
One clever response could be: I'm home alone, I'd love a doggie... have them call me!
No?
That's brilliant. I'll take Tinkerbell if I can have Paris' allowance for 45 days. Heck - I'll take Tinkerbell if I can have Tinkerbell's allowance for 45 days!
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