Monday, March 19, 2007

Chanel: The Ultimate Surgical Accessory

Problem:

How do I clue my rock-star surgeons into the fact that I am (or aspire to be - depending on the day) a stylish fashionista? I am not allowed to wear any accessories into the OR and I will be sporting the worst haircut of my life (even worse than the disastrous perm I had in the 10th grade).

Solution:
Now that they have lifted the surgical nail-polish ban, there can be only one answer: Chanel Black Satin. Just spent the day at Sava (my favorite neighborhood spa) wrapped in a cashmere blanket, drinking a delightful cappuccino, getting my surgical game on.

That is how I roll.....


PS: Update - Some have asked, how disastrous could the perm have been? This is how you can tell I have a brain tumor. I think it's funny to publish this for all the world to see:



16 comments:

TGV said...

This is some seriously big hair; am I the only one who has a problem with this?

Anonymous said...

REALITY CHECK ----

I just want to point out that that perm followed Joan to college - it was not just a 10th grade thing!

Unfortunately, perms followed quite a few of us to college...

JAV said...

Jamie - I know I have finger toes. They can be frightening - clad in Chanel or not.

Thanks for the thoughts and for your message which, we got - but haven't had a chance to call back, I've been too busy blogging;)

Can't wait to see you very soon.

xxxoo

jv

JAV said...

And let me say for the record, that, yes. The perm continued into college. However, I will stand by the fact that it was never as disastrous as 10th grade. What was going on on the top of my head? If I have time, I will try to find a college picture to show the perm evolution. It may not get posted until next week.

jv

Unknown said...

Okay sadly my hair looks like that NOW.
You should send in the mani/pedi pic to Chanel...it could be used as an ad - you have beautiful mitts and dogs.
See you soon, pal.

Anonymous said...

Joan, I hope your brain surgery goes well. I hope the doctors do it right. We'll be thinking about you.

Dylan Brown--Raleigh, NC

Anonymous said...

(From the mind of a 6-year old):

Hi Joan. Get Well Soon. Show that nasty tumor the way out the door. First, scare him out of his wits. Second, if you can, punch him if he doesn't get out of the way.

By-by, Maggie Brown

Anonymous said...

Joan --

Hope your surgery goes ok.

Jason Brown--Raleigh, NC

Anonymous said...

OK, my turn. When we told the kids about the surgery, the first thing Maggie said was, "Joan the Mother, or Joan the daughter?"

We'll be including you in our prayers -- as much as they count when Rod's involved.

We love you guys and wish we were closer.

p.s. Love the nail color--perfect.

Liz -- Raleigh, NC

Anonymous said...

Joan,

Good luck tomorrow and a speedy recovery.

Also, please, please the next time I see you let it be with a massive perm.

Steve

JAV said...

Steve - no problem. That perm will look great on you! jv

JAV said...

To the Brown family - thanks for the fighting words. I LOVE them! Dylan - I hope they do it right, too.

xo, Joan the Daughter

Unknown said...

Joan- Darren and I send you much love tomorrow and our thoughts are with you all. Thanks for the blog, it is helpful and informative. Love the polish, I had the same color on my hands/feet from October until now :)
Thinking of you.....xo
Lori Theodore

JAV said...

Thanks, Lori! I just bought the new one: Ceramic Blanc. I'll have to post an update once I try that one out! ;)

Hope to see you and Darren soon.

xo,

jv

Anonymous said...

great photos of your hands and feet. you know the foot fetish is the most common fetish. you might have excited quite a few surgeons/nurses, etc... there. oh, that photo of you... that's how i remember you... dating dale (sorry??!?!?).

JAV said...

Yes - hopefully any foot fetishists roaming the net have not come across this blog ;)

I too am very sorry about that hair.

Who are you, anonymous?

jv