This just in: Anna Nicole Smith Still Dead
My filter on the Anna Nicole Smith autopsy report: can anyone really look at this Dr. Perper guy (chief medical examiner for Broward County) and tell me he does not have a big honking something growing under his skull on the left side? He's a medical examiner. Examine that.
I am obsessed with brains right now.
8 comments:
Joan Ann- you crack me up!!! Everyday I look forward to reading your new findings!!! I assume you are feeling a little better each day...would love to find time to visit!!! Glad you are enjoying the slippers:)
Rach N. xoxoxox
Joan
We still need to know who the baby Daddy is. Can you please keep on it and report back? Glad to see you are up and typing away..
Have you started watching movies yet or are you just focusing on the big news stories for now? Looking forward to the next entry!! Feel good..
Vicki
V - Can't quite take movies yet. Too much focus required. So Anna Nicole sound-bites have been perfect. Also, Meredith Viera clonking her head on the morning show was a big deal today - got commented on during The View as well. Just my speed.
Poor Terry has been waiting for me to feel up to watching our back-log of 24 episodes. I think my head would explode.
I'll get back on the baby-daddy case and keep you posted.....
xo
jv
Joan--
SO glad things are going so well -- for everyone (we worried about our Terry too). You "sound" great!
Have you seen any domestic side effects yet? Maybe you'll have a reverse effect and you'll start cooking like crazy.
Love you,
Liz
Maybe Dr. P (medical examiner) had a tumor on his stomach and had to use some fat from his skull to fill in the hole?
I'm hoping that Mr. Zsa Zsa the Prince is the Daddy - that would be awesome!
Joan - it's so nice to hear you sounding like your old self. You are being very brave and I'm sure that you're downplaying how you feel! Be sure to lean on all of us bloggers if you need anything. And - that goes for Terry too!
A man found a cocoon of a butterfly, which he carefully brought home. Several days later a small opening appeared. He sat and watched several hours as the butterfly struggled to force its body through the tiny opening. After hours of struggle, the butterfly stopped making any progress in its escape. It appeared as if it had gone as far as it could.
The man decided to help the butterfly, so he took a pair of scissors and carefully enlarged the hole. The butterfly was then able to exit the cocoon easily, but like a newborn infant, it looked misshapen. Its body was swollen and its wings were small, shriveled things.
"Surely, at any moment, the wings would expand," the man thought as he continued to watch. But nothing happened. The body remained swollen and the wings remained crippled. It was never able to fly.
What the man in his kindness and haste did not understand was that the restricting cocoon and the struggle required of the butterfly to emerge through the tiny opening were God's way of forcing fluid from the body of the butterfly into its wings. Once it achieved its freedom from the cocoon, it would be ready for flight.
Sometimes struggles are exactly what we need in out life. If God allowed us to go through our life without obstacles, it would cripple us. We would not be as strong as we could have been.
Dr. Perper - Gumby? Separated at birth? Government coverup? Joan, please check it out in your free time. Glad to read your recovery is going so well. Love reading the blog. MJEE in Millington
ME TOO ME TOO ME TOO! Dave & I have been watching this and I just die laughing every time this guy comes on the screen!
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