Easter Humor for the Hearing Impaired
Couldn't resist. (Thanks, Tara)
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I'm Joan Voltz. Welcome to my blog. It was started to keep family and friends up to date on my recovery from a medical procedure I had in March 2007 (excise of an acoustic neuroma, aka: surgical removal of a brain tumor). It has devolved into pure silliness.
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- Movie Review: Thank You For Smoking
- Yeee-haaaw!
- Fashion: the highs and lows
- Five Week Status Report
- It's True
- Tomorrow's Post Headline?
- JRM in rehab
- Ta-hos
- Weekly Absurd-o-Meter
- A word on yoga pants
- Movie Review: Shut Up and Sing
- April Showers
- A great day
- Bonus Bachelor Edition
- Outside the Dream
- Four week status report
- Advertising or Op Ed?
- The worst day ever, until next season
- Mud, sweat and tears
- The eternal power of fans and foes
- White is the new black
- Speaking of Don and "hos"
- Movie Review: Office Space
- Speaking of cougars...
- Fun with scars
- Katie is a Cougar - who knew!?
- Gotta love that House
- So it goes
- Casting session at La Brea Tar Pits?
- Three Week Status Report
- 24 Absurdometer for last night
- Who Are You, and What Have You Done With My Wife?
- Who's your daddy?
- Oh, the drama!
- Things are cookin' at CTU!
- Fun-loving or funereal?
- Need something for that space over the couch?
- Let us rejoice, for on this day He has returned
- Congratulations, Zach!
- Soprano Prep
- Easter Humor for the Hearing Impaired
- Explanation for the Gossip Obsession
- Mamma Joan Comes Through with the Dirt
- Price Slashed on Brit/Fed-Ex Mansion
- Movie Review: Hitch
- Trash TV
- Two Week Status Report
- The SAT people have finally cut to the chase...
- Rocker Referral?
- No Baby Daddy News
- Cry Baby Judge Takes His Cut
- Thanks, Troy!
- Bad things happen when your brain swells
- Too Cute?
- Dr. Perper: A Mystery Wrapped in an Enigma
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- Happy April Fool's, Aunt Mary
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2 comments:
Hi Joan,
Thinking of you and wishing you a meaningful Easter weekend. It seems I catch up with your blog end-of-day on Fridays! Once again, I have tremendous admiration for the way you are handling all you are going through. It's really amazing what we take for granted. I've learned a thing or two from this blog...and I don't mean about Britney! Keep healing. And definitely scrap the blow dryer...who needs added stress to the head?!
Love,
Robin
That. Cartoon. Is. Hi. Larious!
Laughing too hard, butt hurts.
xo,
--Ali
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